accident prone » tweets

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-11

scH — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 11:59:00 +0000

@sharr love to hear your thoughts in a week or so. I was looking at one to compliment a new 13" machine I'm getting with severance. in reply to sharr #
@LateNightJimmy I'd lick it in super sexy slow motion. Keep the $10 in reply to LateNightJimmy #
Dear @viacom, I miss @StephenAtHome and The Daily Show on @Hulu, but not enough to watch TV or go to your website. #doinitwrong #
@iowastyle I give it 18 hours. After that it's either garbage or dog treats. in reply to iowastyle #
It's noon on saturday and I'm just getting out of bed after a long nap after a bloody mary and breakfast. #thisiswhyIdon #039;thavekids #
I'm enjoying some family time @hoshisushidsm with @sueqdsm and her mother and brother. #
Figured Bob and I would be the only guys ridiculed by The Untamed Shrews at The Funny Bone, but it's actually about 50/50. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-04

scH — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 11:59:00 +0000

Headed to @climbiowa for a workout and to take advantage of their 1hour membership sale. #
@PreferredWN sadly they were closed except for the front desk so I just did abs and my poor man's hangboard at home. in reply to PreferredWN #
Made some nice progress on a 5.11. Have a new project at the gym and feel slightly less worthless than I did yesterday. #
I updated my blog with a portfolio of some of the web applications I've built over the years. http://www.clintharvey.net/about/portfolio/ #
Watching The Biggest Loser always makes me want to order a pizza. #doinitwrong #
Accidentally used dog shampoo; now I'm super excited to drive to the store with the window down. OMG SUPER EXCITED!!! #
I mat be a beer snob, but I'm pretty sure Coors Light could kick St. Bernadus's ass as yard work aid. #
solo or small team web developers out there: How do you work version control into your personal or small projects? #
thanks for the great sushi @hoshisushidsm I love the vibe of your place, and it's great to have choices in the neighborhood. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-28

scH — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 11:59:00 +0000

@Mr_FadedGlory NBC's olympic coverage could learn about 50 things from mmod.ncaa.com I'm a little tired of Tater Taunt though. in reply to Mr_FadedGlory #
I wish someone covered the geeky #SXSW half as well as @allsongs covered the music #SXSW #
OH "… so when her head falls off you can't put it back on?" #
There's something so wrong and yet so right about Matilda in a huge mason jug #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-21

scH — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 11:59:00 +0000

I'm probably admitting more about myself than I want to with this, but it's a very interesting cast on Celebrity Apprentice this season. #
RT @NathanFillion "Accidentally hit myself in the nuts. Who do I blame for that?" Have you ever sat on them? Now that hurts! #
Wilco covers Neil Young's "Broken Arrow" http://youtu.be/pC2xUEXYH7g I can think of few things better than this #
Wouldn't you think that in 2010 there'd be an option of filling in your #uscensus online? Doesn't the .gov know about survey monkey? #
@AnandTech should really give me a new laptop since I'm in the market and yet soon to be unemployed. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-14

scH — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 11:59:00 +0000

@garyvee come back to Des Moines Gary. Hopefully I won't have a migraine for your entire talk this time. in reply to garyvee #
is feeling 10% Dick Van Dyke, 20% Sam Malone, 40% Zach Braff from Scrubs, and 30% Hillary Swank from Boys Don't Cry #
Welcome to late winter *slash* early spring the most disgusting time of the year #
Anyone know the owner of an older female golden retriever named Chelsea that lives near Forest and 41st? She wandered into our yard. #
@jharr my thoughts exactly in reply to jharr #
Chelsea's owner found. Back to our original number of canine tenants. #
I think my wife is trying to fatten me up to make me into a delicious meat pie. Dinner was FANTASTIC!!!! #
Always an intersting crowd — at Yacht Club http://gowal.la/s/bpE #
http://bit.ly/dz7fT4 <– I really thought the Germans were gonna take it, what with Beckenbauer sneaking into their lineup and all #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-07

scH — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:59:00 +0000

Dear Sweatpants, You don't get nearly enough credit for being totally awesome. Thanks for being there when I need you. Love, Clint #
Put new batteries in the spinbrush. Sounded like I brushed me teeth with a weed eater. #
RT @jimmyfallon LATE Episode 2 http://is.gd/9xf2Q Late is one billion times better than RHW. Nice M.C. Escher reference /highfive. #
I love me some Rube Goldberg — OK Go – This Too Shall Pass – RGM version http://youtu.be/qybUFnY7Y8w #
@jharr we'll have to go out to beer crazy some time and ask him about some low hop options. in reply to jharr #
@AmandaZinger I find serial rapist a much more humorous mental image (this sounds pretty awful out of context) in reply to AmandaZinger #
why do I still know the phone number to a carpet store in Chicago from a commercial that aired when I was in third grade? #
Best Daily Show bit in quite a while… Chatroulette : http://bit.ly/cfifZY #
Wayne just did whatever the dog equivalent of burping the alphabet is. I think he was trying to impress me. Mission accomplished Wayne. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-28

scH — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 11:59:00 +0000

Boss suggests buying lunch for everyone twice monthly to discuss low team member engagement scores. 30% of team offsite. epicfail? #
OH : "If she had a dick I'd totally punch it." #
El Patio take out and two bottles of wine in my car. I think I might just stay in this parking space forever. #
I'm pretty sure I was just flirted with in traffic. #ifeelalittleyoungertoday #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-21

scH — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 11:59:00 +0000

Anyone actually able to stream #olympic coverate from nbcolympics.com? No matter which broswer I use I get nothing. #
Have you ever seen a mosquito killed by a laser? I have and it's totally sweet. http://youtu.be/eYXPqrXZ1eU #
I just ousted @shanereiser as the mayor of climb iowa on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9odH6D #
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/14/magazine/14texbooks-t.html <- I've known of this problem for a while, but it's still scary to read about. #
"Shooting cripples Ala. university department" <- totally read this headline wrong and thought "That's pretty right wing even for Alabama." #
Just watched Paranormal Activity. Not the best bed time movie. I hope the dogs can keep the demon at bay till tomorrow's movie, Zombieland. #
Mmm more matilda — at Beer Crazy http://gowal.la/s/429D #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-14

scH — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 11:59:00 +0000

Pretty sure the weather isn't going to keep us from Climb Iowa tonight if anyone wants to join Sievers and I. #
http://twitpic.com/128t39 it feels like a monday #
first impression of google buzz : "hey.. you got your gWave in my gMail. No, you got your gMail in my gWave." #
I'm at Pet Co. http://4sq.com/bP0IkT #
I'm at Gateway Market /Cafe (2002 Woodland, MLK Parkway, Des Moines). http://4sq.com/5hEe3K #
@samoblue I'm 98% sure that you're lying about that. in reply to samoblue #
Just bought the last bottle of Matilda from 42nd and Uni Hyvee. Almost seems like a shame to drink it. #
"Mommy…. what's a reach around?" #
http://twitpic.com/130hxj jackpot!! #
I hate how I look in a suit. #
So far so good with @sueqdm at Summerset Winery's v-day ball. #
http://twitpic.com/133jrq <– @sueqdm enjoys an after dinner coffee in the mood lighting. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-08

scH — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:59:00 +0000

Anyone else setting their alarm clock to play "I've got you babe" in the morning? #
I'm at climb iowa (, ). http://4sq.com/9odH6D #
I just unlocked the "Newbie" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bk2dUu #
Running on fumes. Any bets on if I make it to the short stop on douglas and beaver? #
I think I need to eliminate brightkite, foursquare, or gowalla from my phone. They all have upsides, but checking in three times is dumb. #
Anyone know a place, other than Jethro's, thathas Goose Island's Matilda on tap? #newfavbeer #
I'm at Wells Fargo Arena (2nd Ave., Des Moines) w/ 4 others. http://4sq.com/4sBcvj #
I'm at El patio (611 37th St, Des Moines). http://4sq.com/bvSRuT #
I'm at Bebop's Double Drive-thru (Apple Valley, Windsor Heights). http://4sq.com/cfm5YS #